Thursday, June 15, 2006
Shakespeare beats Brad and Donald in Women's Poll
Well boys you better put down those Slim Fast Shakes, get off the Bowflex, and powerwalk to the nearest Barnes & Noble to pick up the Complete Works of William Shakespeare because a recent poll of young women, conducted by BuyMore Magazine, suggests that "smart is sexy."
When asked with whom they would most like to have a romantic evening of dinner, candelight and a little dancing on the beach, most of the three women polled said that they would choose long dead celeb William Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Shakespeare in Love) over Brad Pitt, Donald Trump and even Jake Gyllenhaal, who at least looks sensitive.
The charming Tom Hanks (The DaVinci Code, Bosom Buddies) came in fifth on the list of six men, and Mr. Spacely from The Jetsons brought up the rear, with only 13 percent of women saying they would trip the light fantastic with the rich CEO of Spacely's Sprockets.
Donald Trump's heartbreaking number three ranking and sexy Brad Pitt's number two suggest not only that "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind," but that even money cannot compete with "words, words, words."
#1 Poem in America
When asked with whom they would most like to have a romantic evening of dinner, candelight and a little dancing on the beach, most of the three women polled said that they would choose long dead celeb William Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Shakespeare in Love) over Brad Pitt, Donald Trump and even Jake Gyllenhaal, who at least looks sensitive.
The charming Tom Hanks (The DaVinci Code, Bosom Buddies) came in fifth on the list of six men, and Mr. Spacely from The Jetsons brought up the rear, with only 13 percent of women saying they would trip the light fantastic with the rich CEO of Spacely's Sprockets.
Donald Trump's heartbreaking number three ranking and sexy Brad Pitt's number two suggest not only that "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind," but that even money cannot compete with "words, words, words."
#1 Poem in America
// posted by Toastedsuzy @ 5:30 PM 
